With all the legal rubbish over with, on with the show!
The aim of this ritual is to invoke the Ancient Timelord simply known as "The Doctor". It is probably not much use to anyone who has never watched Dr Who or taken any interest in it. You also need to know about the doctors current magical word "Allons-y!", which is actually french for "Let's Go"! There is also a warning that needs to be given here, this ritual is not for the faint hearted, the results can be quite effective and slightly disorientating, probably due to the "cult" status of Dr Who which has caused him to actually become a modern "god" just as real as any of the ancient gods to many people (compare this to the Lovecraftian "Old Ones" who though may be of purely fictional nature lifted straight from the pages of his stories, are no less effective). The energy channeled also needs to be put to some good use I think, for example to charge a sigil or a talisman of some kind.
Set Up
Dr Who figures such as the Doctor and Daleks, and any other figures available should be placed on the altar.
Instead of your normal wand, it would be a good idea to instead use the sonic screwdriver, switching on the laser effect when necessary!
Make sure you have the Dr Who theme tune ready to play, or get an assistant to press play.
Procedure
1. Banish the temple using your preferred banishing method (I used the G.P.R in Liber Kaos) with the sonic screwdriver.
2. Read aloud:
"The Litany of the Timelord"
You who were rejected and persecuted by the High Council:
You I invoke!
You who have destroyed the Daleks, but are not without pity:
You I invoke!
You who travel in the TARDIS to distant galaxies, to come to the aid of those who suffer:
You I invoke!
I invoke you mighty Timelord, Come Doctor, through the vortex now!
3. Play the Dr Who theme.
4. Charge any sigils or talismans by chanting the mantra "Allons-y!" and pointing the sonic screwdriver at the sigil or talisman. Continue until the music ends.
5. Banish with laughter.
Burn any sigils you have charged, this seemed to work particularly well with this ritual. This ritual worked as well for me as any complicated Ceremonial stuff I have ever done.
To The Great Work!
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